You know what that rapid/instantaneous Damascus Road conversion story and Immediate Ministry sounds like to me?

A Celebrity Convert who instead of being properly catechized and given time to work through and grow, gets fast-tracked into Big Name Ministry as The Latest Christian Celebrity until he burns out and crashes in flames. Uncatechized but pushed up onstage and run into the ground as A CELEBRITY -- Just like in Hollywood Babylon, except CHRISTIAN (TM)!